We've chosen the photo below for Total Off Road magazine's infamous monthly feature Total Chaos, and we'd like you to help us caption it. The best (and most hilarious) entry, as chosen by Alan Kidd, Editor of TOR, will be published beneath the photo in the April 2010 issue's Chaos pages. The winner will receive the issue free. Entry for this competition has now closed, but please feel free to enjoy the entries for both photos below.
1. We told him the vindaloo was dodgy! 2. Do not overtake muck spreaders on country roads! 3. Anne Summers should stock these. 4. Who's idea was it not to bother with door tops? 5. Get out of my swamp. Grhhhh. 6. Wish my wife was this dirty! 7. That's what I call a fart, pity I followed through!! 8. I didn't do it! 9. I wish the council would fill in these dam potholes!!! 10. I thought you said you were only going out for a pint of milk? 11. Oh my, are we there yet?
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PHOTO A (entries for this photo are now closed and the winning caption will be published in the Total Chaos section of the March 2010 issue of TOR - buy it here)
2. 'Is it okay if I take a leak here?'
3. 'The menace of private wheel clampers reaches new depths.'
4. 'Whatever takes your fancy love, I'm off for a brew'
5. 'Do you think I'll ever see my horse again?'
6. 'Anyone got a Hi-Lift Jack??'
7. 'Can anyone give me a tow?'
8. 'Cor!! Needed that. Think I need to see a doctor with the colour of that!'
9. 'Quick! Who can help me turn this thing back over?! Oh, hang on, it's still the right way up... I just can't tell anymore!'
10. 'Jeff realised with his wife map reading he'd never get back in time to bid on eBay'
11. 'Mandy was confused... the sign said 'Bubbles hand Car Wash'...'
12. 'It's about time Sainsbury's did something about their car park.'
13. 'But the Sat Nav said turn left.'
14. 'This drive thru car wash has seen better days!'
15. 'Gonna need something bigger than this to plug it if ya wanna stop it sinkin'
16. 'You said you didn't need directions.'
17. 'Down, down deeper and down!'
18. "Do you know this Landrover's on my foot?" - " You hum it and I'll watch..."
19. "Right. If I lift this corner, you crawl under and get that £1 coin I dropped."
20. "Herbie decided he needed a nice mud bath to revitalise his paintwork after a hard day's work.. Unfortunately his new drivers didn't agree!"
21. "Get the SCUBA gear out."
22. "Now I know why there's a TPO on this lane!"
23. "Should have gone to Specsavers."
24. "When I said dip your lights, I didn't mean this!"
25. "Who said mud is good for the complexion?"
26. "This winch would work better if you got out the tail gate." |
